Debbie + Lou | “Do not run a job in a job.”
Ocean’s 8 (2018), dir. Gary Ross
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(from a 2015 interview)
i hope she’s comfortable
Earth, you are my wishing star. Here’s how you look from my home on the surface of Mars.
“you are my wishing star” is so romantic
why is the mars rover so slick
I wish butch lesbians would hide in my toaster and reveal themselves at suitably dramatic moments.
no offense but when straight people tell me “i’m proud of my sexuality” i groan. of course you’re proud of your sexuality, you didn’t grow up being constantly told your sexuality was disgusting and shameful. you didn’t grow up thinking your sexuality didn’t exist. you didn’t grow up wondering if your family would still want you if you told them you had a crush on someone with the same gender as you. since you were a child people told you your sexuality was normal, and beautiful. you got to grow up seeing people with the same sexuality as you. you knew since day one your sexuality was normal. no fucking shit you’re proud of your sexuality.
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I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists
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I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation
And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about
But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?”
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hes not german hes drusselsteinian check your Facts
Tonight’s mood is going to the beach alone in the dark to sit on some rocks by the water after ingesting enough caffeine to transcend this plane of existence and have a personal conversation with Virginia Woolf